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I appreciate the low-key social commentary about the dangers he faces by his race alone
I was thinking of anxiety but this makes more sense
(Source: memes--memes)
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(Source: ruinedchildhood)
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when i was really little, my babysitter only spoke spanish with me so i became bilingual but i never knew when i was speaking spanish or english. one time i told my mom i wanted an avocado & she understood but then when i said the same thing to my babysitter later that day, she burst into tears with laughter because i was saying “quiero abogado” which means “i want a lawyer.”
imagine a two year old repeatedly saying “i want a lawyer!” as an adult laughs at her.
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reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day
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(Source: mysharona1987)
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wow…a homeowner…so responsible
homeowner
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(Source: joemazzhello)
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Why would I wanna spend my 20/30 taking care of someone when I can barely take care of myself
I’m 30 right now. My fiancé just got a good, steady job with fantastic pay. We’re finally able to consider buying a house. If we had a baby in my early 20’s it would have been terrible.
Yep, mom was 39 for me as well and i had a great childhood! Interestingly, on Dad’s side of the family, having kids later in life is actually the norm. It’s family tradition to establish yourself first, then do the kid thing. If you’re not sure you’re ready for the kid thing, try a dog first (literally what my younger cousin and her husband are doing right now, they think they’ll be more settled in a few years and the puppy gave them an early dose of ‘oh fuck, not allowed to sleep, X needs something, thank goodness we didn’t try this with a baby’).
I’ve kind of always planned on adoption or fostering so I HAVE to be in a good place before I even try that since the kids deserve something steady.
(Source: veryfunnymemes)
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
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Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa*
The police: Stop right there!
Me: credit to the original artist. :)
The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.
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they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain
